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The Ever​-​Erupting Bidet

by Praise Muzak

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1.
Mind Makeup 04:59
Makeup on my mind I put makeup on my mind My thoughts have all been lacking aaahh So I put makeup on my mind Intra-venous thoughts from a dog Plugged into the base of my spine My life has been lacking aaaahhh So I pumped some dog thoughts into mine A song that declares, “this is life” With a countdown for a drum line When you get to zero it’s fine But don’t let the song be your life A waterfall falls from above It makes you feel like you are loved What else could you want for your self And then you put your life back on its shelf (Reading the French symbol lists And playing the cymbal shit they writ) The feeling that you are alive And the people you love have all died And you never got to say goodbye So you put some makeup on your mind
2.
When you pictured yourself older Did you picture this age? Is it possible to escape Through the front of your face? Have the thoughts that you think Been thought by everyone else? Are you now at battle with the future Of your health? Drink some water It’s getting too deep The clouds are otters Mummified in weeds Does the buzzard fly backward Or are you deceived by the wind? Is it the grey inside the blue That makes it seem to spin? When you lie in the grass Does it feel like you’ve risen Above the tired notion That death is a prison? Drink some water It’s getting too deep The dew has been soldered To the tips of the leaves A shadow’s a slave that cannot be freed A mirror’s a privilege where nothing is paid The self is the image that only can see The else as the ever-erupting bidet
3.
I was the preacher against a hot fashion I was blistered up when I undressed I was the preacher with a sweet notion I told the world that it is blessed And then everyone undressed And they were blistered / It was a mess It was career suicide To bless the world But at least it is blessed I am the world and the world undressed I play a part that I haven’t rehearsed yet I will the future to play a role in the present I am a creature of the imperfect past And then the future undressed And it went to bed I preach that god is always outside Of our understanding But that we are blessed And I’ll settle for that We had little so we did with that When we had everything we disappeared We said why do we need to be here We have everything
4.
Megachurch 03:14
In the megachurch I find all of me Sit me in every seat And when I disconnect the pews I lift the chairs above my head And I smash down on the head before me Or the one sitting in back of me That’s how I worship the lord And I wash my sores at the megachurch In the megachurch I swipe my visa Give a tip to the deacons Get the receipt for tax purposes I dream all the way through the services And I fly through paradise And I fall into hell And Christ runs the elevator That takes me back to the megachurch And it’s like this It’s always been like this Just putting my time in at the megachurch
5.
and god won’t mind if you kill yourself and god won’t mind if you kill someone else and god won’t mind if you try your best to kill god and god won’t mind if you drink iced tea and god won’t mind if you drink hot tea and god won’t mind if you spike your tea with jack or whatever you’ve got and god won’t mind if you drink and drive and god won’t mind if you get real high and run for public office and totally fuck your town and god won’t mind if you shit your pants and god won’t mind if you river dance and god won’t mind if we all suddenly disappear cuz i’ve got god inside my little finger and god inside my heart i’ve got god’s love all around me and soon i’m gonna die but i don’t care and god won’t mind if you have tattoos and god won’t mind if you don’t shampoo and god won’t mind if you never brush your teeth and god won’t mind if you think he’s a man and god won’t mind if you think she’s a woman and god won’t mind if you’re a man or a woman and god won’t mind if your attitude sucks and god won’t mind if your band really sucks and god won’t mind if you sing a song in his or her praise and god won’t mind if everything dies and god won’t mind if the earth gets destroyed and god won’t mind if the dead don’t return to his or her side and god won’t mind if you don’t give thanks and god won’t mind if you’re totally ungrateful and god won’t mind. yeah, god won’t mind cuz I’ve got god inside my little finger and got god inside my heart I’ve got god’s love all around me and soon I’m gonna die but god won’t mind
6.
Hello to the new dogs on the street Hello to the new dogs on the street I used to hate things but now my love’s complete Hello to the new dogs on the street When I grew up I did not stop Now I eat from the tops of the trees It takes a long time For all of my self It takes a long time for my shit to hit dead leaves Hello to the new dogs on the street Hello to the new dogs on the street I used to love a few things but now my love’s complete Hello to the new dogs on the street When I died I did not stop Now I feed almost every living thing It takes a long time To be succinct For the blossom to kiss the dead leaf Hello to the new dogs on the street Hello to the new dogs on the street The fur that I feel between the hell of meat Hello to the new dogs on the street Could it be Scarface? Could it be Diamond? Could it be Mafia? Or all the suitcases that they’re born from? Goodbye to the old dogs on the street Goodbye to the old dogs on the street They go unnamed because they are complete Goodbye to the old dogs and hello to the new dogs
7.
Just like the afterlife I have no butter knife I am the president I’m skipping work again What I mean Is I am clean I achieve Little to nothing I used to love A waterslide That takes too long Before it’s done Eventually My body drops Like testicles Unwound I have a history of eating my mind I have a history of being unkind I have a waterfall I fill with intention I never know what I should do with my eyes There is a desert where I took off all my clothes And let the sun scorch Til I was only bone And then some dogs Took me home Where they chewed And chewed some more And they made me A fireplace And kept us warm And they made s’mores Sadness will only make you sad, I said Believing myself to be real smart I don’t remember who I said it to Maybe a dying fire inside my bones And I believe eventually That we will see what this world will be And “I believe” is such a thing to say Cause I don’t really know anything I see my bones in a fireplace I see some dogs getting shitfaced I see some moments of pure grace I see some others that I really hate
8.
House Baton 03:00
Goggles on I can’t see shit Though I’m staring at the sun’s abyss Cannonballs through roofs are gifts These pool water tiles are lit I have a gift for the world I want to throw my brain against a wall Your mom will save your afterbirth In a pepsi can that is now faded silver All the happiness I’ve felt I’ve meant to share just like freckles But instead an amazon Gets mopped up like an oil spill I want to love the whole wide world I want to eat its bitter heart again My spit will bathe the world In shallow tides that reveal oysters I find it beautiful To self-immolate And delete the selfie Almost at once I find it beautiful To be made perfect To be a perfect Person in this world I find it beautiful To be so shattered To be imperfect A person in this world
9.
So one day You were born And someone named you And took you home And you went and learned All about life You attempted suicide When you were 16 But it’s good Yeah it’s good Cuz they named you There’s a word that means you So one day Cruising some web sites You find some shit talk And it’s about you They say specific things But you don’t listen to them Because you know It matters not And it’s good Yeah it’s all good You are a world Unto you And one day You lie down And you die Yeah you die And your family finds Your porn collection And your corpse With an erection But it’s good Yeah it’s good Cuz they love you For some reason they love you Now you’re a ghost You have no body You have no voice With which to love So you stay And you wait And you wait And you wait But it’s good It’s all good You always wanted More days to hang around
10.
If I wake up I’ll drive to a shore The animals I keep In the hood of my car Will bake and wail When I drive so far That my reception Displays zero bars I want to give my love to all of my friends So all of my friends recharge It’s well documented that I am here My paper trail floats in the air Vultures in the sky “It’s sad to think It’s sadder to feel But to think is to feel And To feel is to sing” I wrote that for tumblr And all of its teens And all of the moms Who like to share memes I love to give love to all of my people To all of my people at large I want you to know that I float in the air Leaving contrails where I glide Most of us know where we are now most of us know how to drink cow most of us know how to give love And if we don’t then we’re right on the verge of that jump And if we don’t then we might as well jump off that jump And from where I see I see my body bleed I see my figure swoop down And totally consume me

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Recorded in Athens, GA, in the spring of 2016.

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released May 13, 2016

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